lucifersblog:

d3florate:

psychoprism:

yoloween:

hail satan

rain satan

snow satan

tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.

You guys are alright.

(Source: the-yolocaust)

(Source: theannieplanet)

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

thelostgalaxycalledmymind:

I will never not reblog this

(Source: waiting-for-the-spark)

dareandwriteitdown:

egredi:

Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark. 

#mine glow blue when orcs are near

(Source: imjust-thatawkward)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

deanwhorechester:

AU - “I could ask you the same question, Doctor.”
└The Doctor runs into Sally Sparrow on a trip to the roaring twenties.

THE GODS OF FANDOM HAVE SMILED ON ME TODAY

demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get the fuck out

formaldejekyll:

Yesterday I learned that tampons were not originally created for ~feminine hygiene~ but for plugging up bullet wounds for WW1 and the nurses started using them and were like actually this is p fucking effective and voila tampons thanks WW1

theoncomingstormofgallifrey:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

(Source: j-hutchy)