Anything's Possible if You've Got Enough Nerve

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policecodeforzombieontheloose:

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

(Source: quantum-sheep)

hey im not dead.

but i’m also not going to be on a lot. tumblr is a huge way for me to avoid doing my life and i start my student teaching on monday along with a very full class load, so avoiding life isn’t something i can really afford to do right now.

BUT I STILL LOVE YOU ALL. so yeah. that’s about it.

whyi-s-m-i-l-e:

frostingpeetaswounds:

peeta mellark is weak

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sorry can’t hear you over huge muscular arms and stone cold face of a tough mother fucker

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terrifywhitepeople:

the fucked up thing about this is that dick is a nickname, not a given name. this guy could have chosen to live his life as richard, or rich, or richie, or rick, but he chose dick. this man knows exactly what he has done and his madcap grin suggests the soul of a truly brilliant comic. i will find him, and under his tutelage, i will ascend to the next level of blogging.

terrifywhitepeople:

the fucked up thing about this is that dick is a nickname, not a given name. this guy could have chosen to live his life as richard, or rich, or richie, or rick, but he chose dick. this man knows exactly what he has done and his madcap grin suggests the soul of a truly brilliant comic. i will find him, and under his tutelage, i will ascend to the next level of blogging.

(Source: pi4nobl4ck)

angerliz:

i dont watch breaking bad but im getting v concerned for this jesse fellow who’s ugly crying in ever photoset, has anyone helped this child.  he seems like he needs help.  he looks like he needs someone to take him to the ihop and give him a little league trophy or something, someone help this kid.

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